"Clean up on aisle 3 ..."

Sticky fingers , burning heels need to pee... can dis get any worse... a day in a life of a promoter! Man 2 day was d pits! i barely got any sales .. 1 cos der was barely anyone.. and wen someone does come 2 u .. dey automatically give u faces .. omg and d rude comments ... oh man .. once an old women ended up preaching 2 me abt sugar and wat it does 2 ur teeth-all i cud do is smile nd nod! Oh dats just the beginning... for those of u who dont knw wat i do exactlywe have these juices called Rubicon which are excotic fruit juices .. so u r der saying d same lines over nd over again sometimes well most of the time u dnt even manage 2 finish half d sentence nd sometimes dey read ur mind (nd no dey r not psychic dey r just plain rude).. nd either wave or shake der head! i mean a simple no would suffice ...nyways so der i am giving out 12 different flavored samples nd like everybody in life we do not always have a favorite .. nd do not typically like d smell of d new one called papaya..( smells of vomit ugh ..!) d rest i love but dis .. i do not well u can say hv a soft spot 4 it .. so der i am my last hr giving a lecture (need a recorder) abt d flavors nd wat its gd 4 .... nd he wanted 2 try d papaya... so i gave it to him gladly nd next thing u knw .. im showered .. with the hideous smelling juice all over my top , arms, nd skirt ... oh ..wat went through my head dat time... id never thought of those thoughts b4 ... so there i am .. drenched .. nd smiling like an idiot .. 4giving d guy 4 not only being clumsy but also .. 4 him wetting my new mobile YES my mobile .. so u c its not me who destroys dem!! (Ah drew !) Anyways .. b4 dat i was so bored i took small peeps into d trollies of ppl .. u can really tell from wat u buy .. " u r wat u eat lol " hekk u can seperate d ones on a diet wid d trolly filled wid "misura " packets of all kinds... lonely men who usual have a whole trolley full of cisk & nachos .. nd d ocassional .. shower gel... ppl having a party 4 one .. full of kit kats .. coke ... potato chips .. imma insomma .. den d usual ppl .. who r on budgets .. how much is dis ..??!? well i guess u hv 2 be careful .. imma neways i guess dat most of ur r out watching a film hence after dat film ill come out nd join u after .. g2g hv a shower! sry 4 sounding really bitchy .. but it was a HELL of a day :S

Gbu all tc x x x